One thing that I forgot:

I just remembered why all of these females love me. Its because I like to party. Who would have thought that partying could be so awesome that it makes women fall in love with you. I mean they are in LOVE. You know how I know? Because they want to do anything for me. ANYTHING

My Amazing life

Bitches love me today. No idea why. Maybe its because i'm the most interesting man in the world. Who knows?