Wednesday, April 6, 2011

People who wear pants

Now, I'm not a nudist, but I believe I know where they're coming from.


Monday, April 4, 2011

One man and a blender

When man thinks about the world he can come to one of two conclusions. Either he can see the world as a grapefruit, with each particle as a small piece of pulp, bound together to create on juicy ball of puss, or he can see the world as a great web, with each experience as a junction in the web, so that experiences can pull us apart, but can not ultimately lead us anywhere differently. However, there is one hybrid theory. This is blender theory. Blender theory is what you get when you make a grapefruit out of spiderwebs, and then throw that grapefruit through another bigger spiderweb. This is what my life is. A spiderweb grapefruit being thrown through a giant spiderweb.